GUYS THIS IS MY NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZA PLACE AND IT’S AMAZING AND BEYONCÉ POSTED A PHOTO FROM THE INSIDE.
BEYONCÉ WAS IN CHICAGO GUYS I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE I KNEW IT WAS HAPPENING AND I STILL CAN’T EVEN BREATHE THINKING ABOUT IT.
Is this like, Tilda Swinton dressed in Madame Grès, in an attempt to take me completely out of commission for the foreseeable future? Because: mission accomplished.
And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen: the caryatid who walked away from the Acropolis in Athens, saying “Screw this, you can hold up your own damn portico. I’m ready for a photoshoot.”